These tips are fake.

You just clicked "Next tip" in hopes that something would show up. Well, it worked.

A gallon of water weighs 8.3454 pounds.

Tummies make great pillows, just try it.

Just because your browser says a site isn't secure doesn't always mean that it can give you a virus.

Niko's weapon of choice is molotov cocktails.

Did you know...

Coconuts have water in them.

You can buy children's bones on the internet.

Ovuvuevuevue Enyetuenwevuwe Ubemugbem Osas is still alive.

Move out of the way I need to poop.

You can install Windows 95 on a protogen.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.

When Joe Hawley attacks, no one gets out alive.

Windows XP came packaged with fun games like Solitaire and Minesweeper.

Rabbits are awesome.

Stereo is a method of sound reproduction that recreates a multi-directional, 3-dimensional audible perspective.

Welcome to Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum.

Known from coast to coast like butter and toast.

From headlines to bread lines.

From schoolrooms to pool rooms.

No other place in the contiguous United States.

Or other environments of the world, welcome.

A chicken drumstick is not a trampoline.

I thought of something funnier than 24.

25.

Basil is actually male.

A palindrome is a word that's the same forwards and backwards.

I am living in your walls.

Some sites specify whether to accept "cookies" on your computer.

Fingertips.

You can go to e621 for the best antivirus.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Niko discovers alcohol at the new years party.

And also, matches.

None lived.

The audacity.

It's real mimiga hours.

To gain space on your hard disk, get a new computer.

Click here for free IHOP menu.

MY MOVIE by Alan Resnick!

You're in hell right now, welcome to hell.

There are 16,777,216 colors that can be viewed on a monitor.

Linus tech tip.

If you complain about pronouns, you probably got an F- in grammar school.

Nintendo once stalked Homebrew developers and tried to hire them.

You can see a list of these tips by right-clicking the page and then clicking the View page source option in the context menu.

Hotdog Stand.

You can tell if the Web site you're on is secure; a lock icon appears on the status bar. But it doesn't mean that it's truly secure.

You can add and remove buttons on the toolbar by breaking your screen and taking them out using your bare hands.

You can save a Web page for offline reading by printing out a hard copy.

Instead of clicking the Back button, you can bash your erect cock with a brick.

You can you You and you by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

(´・ω・`)

You can get e-mail when you sign up for yiff sites, I think... I'm not entirely sure. Maybe a mailing list or something?

To make Web pages load faster, get a better ISP.

Internet Explorer is garbage, don't use it.

To move to the beginning of a document, scroll up to the beginning of the document yourself you lazy fuck.

To move to the end of a document, just SCROLL TO THE END OF THE DOCUMENT YOUR FUCKING SELF.

Please stop using Internet Explorer, it's fucking EVIL.

You can't set a different level of security for each Web site, every site is doomed to have at least one vulnerability found.

To press keys on a keyboard, you just do it and then die of cardiac arrest.

You can close the current tab by pressing CTRL+W.

To display a list of the people you've had sex with, press ALT+F4.

In the Address bar, you can move the cursor between parts of the address by doing it yourself.

In the Address bar, you can fucking search up pornography or some shit. I don't care.

If you use Netscape, you need to fucking stop.

This tip's ID is Tip69 in the page's code.

You can install more Internet Explorer components by unplugging your computer and beating it with a metal bat.

If you want to learn more about using the World Wide Web... If you didn't know anything about the World Wide Web, you wouldn't even be here, would you?

I think I finally edited every single one of these tips. HOORAY!!!

This is the final tip, have a nice day.